The term 'pain in the ass' is no joke. And while we can't do anything about that annoying person in your life, Fat and the Moon has a product to take care of another a-hole. Introducing Swell Hemorrhoid Salve. Apply a pea-sized amount of this horse chestnut, yarrow and calendula natural hemorrhoid cream to the problem area and say goodbye to pesky pains-in-the-butt.